Best pick-up line ever
- Person: Nice shirt, I love that band.
- Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band
- 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
- Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
at least the internet has 0 calories
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call my dick gatsby bc its great
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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